Tuesday, December 30, 2008
"Humiliations Galore!"
Chicago Fire 1 Columbus Crew 2
Fire 0 New England 1
Fire 0 Chivas 3
Fire 0 D.C. United 5
Commentator Quotes:
"Not much football played here today..."
"Simply Awful."
"Well, when you don't score and you play poor defense, you should expect to lose."
"I doubt the manager will be showing his face in public anytime soon."
FIFA 08 --- I hate this game.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Chicago Fire 1 Columbus Crew 0 !!!
After that, the Fire's impenetrable defense ran out the clock, giving the Fire the victory, and sweet revenge!
No I'm not dreaming. I got FIFA08 for the WII for Christmas and that was the first game I played!!.
Cool Game! I saved some money and bought 08 at a steep discount, since 09 is for sale. As a result, my Fire squad features Wanchope, Matt Pickens, and Chris Armas.
I may need to take a couple weeks off just to master this game! I mean, of course you can pass and shoot, but you can also put spin on the ball, execute step overs, fake shots/passes, chip shots, lead passes, long balls, and something that is almost, but not quite, a Maradona turn.
To do this with the Wii controls, you have to move the controls through space and manipulate joysticks and buttons (often multiple points simultaneously). The end result is you look a little like an epileptic yogi master with turrets.
But 1-0 vs Columbus was worth it!!
Gotta go to bed now....stayed up until 2am......
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
One Hundred Twenty Three...
Today, the league announced the home openers for all the teams. Chicago plays at Dallas on March 21st, takes a week off, and then comes home to Toyota park to face RBNY and JCO.
Start chillin' the beer...
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Farewell to the King
The Fire left Brandon Prideux (sp), Woolard, Frankowski, Heron, Carr, Marmol, Banner and (wait for it) Marco Papa all unprotected (and several others of course). Probably the only surprises on that list were Prideux (still sp) and, maybe Papa. Hamlet chose to protect Desan Robinson instead and leave the veteran defender open. In the midfield, Pause was protected instead of the young sensation Papa.
Hamlet also protected Rolfe, Conde, Sumare, Blanco, McBride, Thorington (made an international appearance the other day), Mapp, Gonzo, and Bushy as well. No surprises there.
Farewell King and good Luck.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Ticket Prices are Going.....Down?!
In fact, the team claims to have recently completed a detailed examination of customers and the market, and concluded they could reward season ticket holders by reducing the ticket prices in the circle of fire section - which is where we sit in section 108.
Long story short, this year we paid $1680 for our tickets. In 2009, the fire apparently will ask for $1400.
And here I thought I couldn't get any more pleased with our decision to become Fire season ticket holders...
Well, I'm supposed to be working and getting ready to fly. Later everyone. I'll be in touch soon regarding tickets for next year so start thinking about what you want.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
No Joy in Fireville...
The score stood two to one, with but one minute more to play,
And then when Prideaux subbed out first, and Gonzo did the same,
A sickly silence fell upon the Supporters at the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, if only Cuantemo could get but a whack, that’s all-
We'd put up even money, now, if Temo had the ball.
But Thorington took a shot, and so did old McBride,
And the former was a lofter and the latter to the side;
So upon that stricken multitude there sat a deathly pall,
For there seemed but little chance of Temo's getting to the ball.
But the ref did call a foul, to the wonderment of all,
And Mapp, the much despised, stood to again restart the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and the bench saw what had occurred,
Dennis Hamlet raised the call to use a sub, this time his third.
Then from 5,000 throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled up every ditch,
For Papa, Marco Papa, was advancing to the pitch.
There was ease in Marco's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Marco's bearing and a smile on Marco's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he raised his thumb and winked,
Then Marco took his place with his teammates on the brink.
Ten thousand eyes were on them as they faced up to the Crew;
Five million more were watching thanks to ESPN two.
Then while Lexi Lalas babbled on and Harkes tried to be hip,
Defiance gleamed in Blanco’s eye, a sneer curled Conde's lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Blanco stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy striker the ball unheeded sped-
Past the scrambling defense went and onto McBride’s head!
From the benches, red with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
"Kill it! Kill the ball!" shouted someone on the stand;
And it's likely he'd a-killed it had the ref not raised his hand.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Fireville— regulation time had run out.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Needs and Update, but Still A Good Watch for Today...
Fire Watch Party...
Looks like we are going to need to plan a watch party or two next year! Fire go Bragh!
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Book Ends....
To paraphrase Genesis, "And God did set his bow in the cloud as a token of his covenant, that never again should New England prevail over the Fire in the playoffs..."
Yes, when we saw that sign, we knew that our curse was broken, and the Fire would defeat the Revs, finally.
So on to the game, and what a game. Those who have been paying attention to this blog will remember our posting for the very first game of the 2008 season (and the film that went with it). Cold, rainy, and Fire 3 - New England 0.
Well, here is the film from the Final home game of 2008....
Look familiar? Yes, a perfect bookend to the season! Fire start off with Revs 3-0 (cold and raining Thursday) and end with Revs 3-0 (cold and raining Thursday). Alas, yes, that was the final home game of 2008, because on Saturday the Crew advanced to the finals, which means we will need to Travel to Columbus for the next game and then on to California for the MLS Cup.
But what a game it was. The crowd was loud and fired up. The beer was cold. My seat was wet. What more could you ask for? GOALS! Rolfe (we're not worthy!), Conde (striking home a header with his sloping Neanderthal forehead!) and Gonzo (he even had the dramatic sense to foreshadow his goal in the first half!)!! If you missed it, watch again....
Yes, believe it! We're going all the way to the MLS Cup and we're bringing it home!!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Who's Next?!
After the Fire crush New England Thursday (positive visualization), we do indeed have a chance for hosting another game at Toyota park.
The winner of the NE/Chicago series will go up against the winner of the Columbus/KC series. Since our record is better than KC's record, if KC beats the Crew Saturday, we (having destroyed NE in a game that will become legend) will play KC at Toyota Park.
Tickets will go onsale Monday.
Anyone Interested?
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Best Goals of the 2008 Season!
If your still hankering for some strikes v. New England, don't forget the earlier post on this site from the route at the start of the season!
Enjoy and GO FIRE!!
Salary Capped Strapped Take the Fantasy Title!!
Here are the final standings....
Salary Cap Strapped 462 points, Jason
Red Shield F.C. 438 points, Jim
O'learys Cow 403 points, Kris
Brandon's Bombers 401 points , Brandon McAndrew
da_futbol_fanz 390 points , John
Texas Tornados FC 389 points , Tania
Texas Raiders 371 points , Caelye McAndrew
Green Machine 343 points , Dwayn Shields
Blue star 293 points , Julio
Justins Team 194 points , Justin Jamrowski
Amazingly enough, Justin only joined a couple weeks ago and managed to rack up half the score of the point leaders. Lucky he wasn't in the competition from the beginning!
Hopefully, everyone had fun and found the competition provided a reason to watch games and cheer for teams all around the MLS.
This years prize for first place is not exactly stellar (a Fire key chain, pencils, pens, and window decals for the car), but hey, it beats a poke in the eye! Next year I'll hit the fire up for some autographed stuff and we'll really have a reason to beat Jason (like we need a reason).
Thanks again for playing, everyone.
Planning for the Playoff Tailgate
Sierra Mist Goal of the Year
Why Can't We Have Soccer Commercials Like This?
Serpents Soccer Fire Outing 2008
Since we are now here at the playoffs after a successful season (GO FIRE!) I thought I would post this to remind us all where we started from. Enjoy!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Section Eight 2008 Season Promotional Video
Had to share in light of the upcomming Columbus, Dallas, and Red Bull games.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Osario Outdoes Himself
Yes, I'm still smarting from Juan Carlos's defection. He left us high and dry - tried to steal Marmol (ok, I know, we've never seen Marmol play a game so who gives a damn), then he convinced our poor unfrozen caveman soccer player Wilman Conde to go over to the dark side as well!
Well, Conde has paid his penance for his indiscretion and is now back in the good graces of Chicago fans. But JCO has stolen from Conde his most notable calling card.
Yes, I'm here to say that Wilman Conde is no longer the most "prototype" human playing in the league. JCO has gone back to South America (primitive Amazon Jungles, don't you know) and pulled forth another missing link.
I know I've besmirched Wilman and called him a Neanderthal, when clearly anyone can see he's a Cromagnon. But that matters not a bit, because JCO has managed to find a still living (and soccer playing) member of Australopithecus Africanus. Behold Jorge Rojas...
This picture isn't very good. But I have gotten my hands on a high res version and you can clearly see the nick marks where JCO has shaved off Jorge's uni-brow and forehead hair.
I'm writing a letter to US Immigration. No more unfrozen caveman soccer player visa's for JCO!!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Chris Rolfe Needs Your Vote!
Use your vote to tip the scales toward rightousness and justice and away from Ante goal! (sorry about the lame pun)
Click Here to Vote NOW!!!!
Sunday, July 13, 2008
I Have No Finger Nails Left
Boy it's good to have the Fire back on the winning side...and dominating offense.
That injury to Segares looks nasty. Anybody heard how long he's gonna be out?
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Never Enough!
Enjoy!
Monday, May 12, 2008
Make it Two in a Row!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Stinger!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Survey Says....
What!!
Where were Ka-bobs or Pork Steaks on the poll?! I had carefully crafted the food selection so as not to offend anyone (Kris is Kosher, John won't eat things with more appendages than him, and Tania has to have stuff that can be doused with cayenne pepper or Tabasco sauce). Given this tricky dietary law, how can you amateurs step in and think KA-bobs!?!
Well, that's it. If you think you soooo smart, just go ahead and play iron chef! I'm just going to be sitting and drinking my beer....you ARE getting BEER, right John?
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Competition Heats Up - Big Time!
Well, week 3 did not treat me well. Nothing tragic. I picked up a few points but nothing spectacular. So far, I've resisted making any trades, but the time may be here. I'll let you know next week if I decide to go for it!
Finally, I'll let you know what Brandon has been doing, since he's been doing pretty good too. More on that later...
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold...and Wet
Regardless, it was wet, cold, and glorious! Nobody could speak after the game (horse from screaming and chanting). Oh, by the way, Kris wanted everyone to know he's the man to beat when it comes to demonstrating for the team. During the off season, he's apparently learned every single Section 8 chant. Although the words "Doh-doh-doh" seem to come up a lot, but none of us know any better so until proven otherwise, he's the man.
The only blemish on the game came from a few fools in the Section 8 area that thought it would be a good idea to bomb Matt Reis with soda bottles and other crap. The fire should install a wiener cam over there so they can eject/revoke season tickets from the ding-bats who never learned sportsmanship! Also, Section 8 have decided to use a couple of their "blue" chants again this year. My opinion, bad for the sport - bad for the club. If parents want to instruct their kids on four letter words, they can take them to a Bears game. Word of advise to Section 8 - keep it clean - keep it fair. You can either be a point of pride for the club (which I think Section 8 is 99.99% of the time) or an embarrassment on National TV. Choose wisely.
Due to the inclement weather, we cut the tailgate a bit short. But Tania did great with chili and chocolate chip pan cookies, and we did manage to fly the Flags (half staff) for about an hour before the rain made us pack-up. Here's a video take just before we went into the game (umm...we had a few refreshments prior to filming...).
Post game, the Fire put on a great fireworks show. They launched them from just outside the practice field. Since we parked in our usual spot, we were subjected to an intense salvo of incoming mortars and rockets. Intense.
Well, that's it. Next attended game vs. Colorado Rapids. Look in the side bar of the blog for a poll - what do you want to cook for the Rapids Tailgate Party?!?
GO FIRE!!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Tonight's Game Guide
Remember to tune in on ESPN2 and cheer our Fire on to victory over the hated Revs!!
GO FIRE!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
No Explanations, Just Beginners Good and Bad Luck
Jim's team did a great job but of course he had to make a deal with the devil (NER) to get his points. I cant be too harsh about that because I bought Twellman, his 274 salary and his 100 transfer fee to find out he is out for at least six weeks. Ouch! I could trade his Cadillac salary for a Pinto priced player but once that transaction goes through I will have a Pinto player that cost me a Caddy. Back to the ole drawing board.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Deals at MLS Online Store
Monday, March 31, 2008
Fantasy League Kickoff Weekend Yields a Big Lead for "The Jammer"
It wasn't all roses for the rest of the league, however. Most teams faired poorly in week one, with a couple of upsets and unexpectedly lopsided games wrecking havoc on many teams and managers. In particular, a disastrous showing by L.A., D.C. and Houston cost many of our Fantasy teams points.
For myself, I took a bit of a gamble and bet that the Revs would come out for blood and revenge against a Houston team tired from multiple pre-season competitions. The Revs came through for me and the three players from NE that I had on the field earned big points in that route (including Adam Cristman who scored one). I had benched all my Houston players except for DeRosario. I thought he would still manage a goal. Bad move - DeRosario cost me 4 points when he failed to produce on the field. Scoring for my squad, I had Cristman (NE), Blanco (CHI) and Galindo (CHV). Blanco and Larenowitz (NE) earned me some points in the midfield and Heaps (NE) and Hejduk (CMB) got me a few more on defense.
So, that's the blow by blow for Red Shield FC in week one. I hope my luck holds!!
Remember, the deadline for changes this week is 6:30pm Thursday.
The Fire open this week with their home opener vs the Revs (I will not be playing my three Revs this week!). National Broadcast on ESPN2.
Good Luck Everyone! If you get the chance, post and let us know what strategies worked or didn't work for you this week.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Get Your Program! Can't Know the Players Without a Program!....
Here's the link for the Real Salt Lake guide. Go Fire!
Don't forget - Game time is 4:00pm local, broadcast on My50 or DirectKick!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Becks on 3600 Secs...
Friday, March 21, 2008
Awesome! Truly Awesome!
Oh, yes! Awesome is the word!
To show you just how awesome, Tania and I took pictures. Truly awesome pictures!
Unfortunately, the battery on the camera ran out before we could upload them. But let me assure you, they are truly awesome pictures that do justice the the truly awesome surprise sent by the Fire.
Don't worry. The camera battery is charging even now! And when its fully charged, I will be uploading, to this very sight, the truly awesome pictures of the truly awesome surprises-that-are-also-tickets!
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Bob Dylan, Eat Your Heart Out...
(to the tune of the OLE', OLE', OLE', OLE' chant)
O-SAR, O-SAR, O-SARIO
Were'd you go
With all our dough?
[repeat ad infinitum]
Ok. No Grammy there. How about this?
Hey Hey Jack
We had a Contract!
We want our money back!
Or we will have you whacked!
Hey Hey Chuck
Your such a lucky duck
We hope you made a buck
Cuz now the Red Bulls Suck!
Oooookay. I'm going to need to keep working on this, I admit it. But cut me some slack. I mean, this is at least on par with "Fire, Fire, Fire-Fire-Fire. Nah-nah-nah-nah. Nah-nah-nah-nah. Nah-nah-nah-na na na na." At least, there's more actual....words in mine!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Superliga Teams Announced
The problem with this tournament, last year, anyway, was that every single game was televised ONLY on Telefutura. First - I don't get Telefutura, Second - no spreken ze doytch, Third....did I mention I don't get Telefutura?
Hopefully, this year the games get picked up by ESPN or Fox. I'll be watching the news to find out.
If you're interested, one of the news articles has the game schedule.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
MLSnet.com News Story - Fire and My50 Chicago partner for 18 games
Fire and My50 Chicago partner for 18 games
March 10th, 2008
/ Chicago Fire Media Relations
Chicago Fire President and General Manager John Guppy announced today the club has partnered with My50 Chicago WPWR-TV to televise a record 18 games over the air during the 2008 season and a new broadcast team for the telecasts.
(see the rest of the story - including the televised game schedule)
Looks like that subscription to Fox Soccer Net might not be necessary after all.............
Need Access?
Just ask and you shall receive access to the documents you need. First, however, you need to set up a Google account. Once you have a Google account, email me with your user name (usually your email address) and I'll set you up with the access you need.
We certainly want everyone to be able to post blogs and photos to this site, and to be able to see who is coming to the games so they can coordinate tail-gates. Don't worry. Access to sensitive information will be limited only to those in our group.
Use the site - stay connected - share - enjoy the games!
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Is Juan Carlos Osario the Boogy Man?
- His own defection (feel the knife back there?)
- The attempted defection of, formerly, beloved attacking defender Wilman Conde. A fellow Colombian.
- The retirement of Wanchope (ok, its not all bad)
- The injury of Fire discovery Lider Marmol (Paraguay), who is apparently faking a hammy pull so that the Fire will relinquish their discovery claim and allow him to take up with JCO at the Red Bull.
- And last, but not least, a disturbing shortage of office supplies at Toyota Park.
Coincidences? I think not! And this couldn't happen at a better time - after all, our rivalry with Dallas F.C. has cooled since they dropped the "Burn" moniker. Sure, we have our grudge with the Revs, but we need another good rival and Columbus just hasn't been there for us the past few seasons.
Enter the Red Bull and JCO.
Everyone suspects the Red Bull of pulling some shifty accounting to manage their salary cap. Now they have "Moriarty" at the helm. Could you ask for a better bad guy foil for our Fire? Oh yes - vengeance will be ours...
Friday, March 7, 2008
The Original Houston Dynamo...
--George W. Bush 01/14/2001
in an Interview with the New York Times
(this just popped up on a google page - I had to share)
Section 8 Wants You!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Team Transactions!!!!
The Fire also waived Midfielder Tim Conway, Defender Jeff Curtin (the other one), Midfielder Floyd Franks, Defender Jordan Russolillo (who?), Defender Osei Telesford.
It looks like there could still be some trading before opening day, but if they continue to thin out the defense, they won't be able to do without Conde!
Go Fire!
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Wilman Conde Bucking for a Discharge???
Monday, March 3, 2008
Watching the Games on TV
First question - does anyone but Direct TV offer Direct Kick? Answer - Yes. Comcast does offer Direct Kick, as does Dish Network and other providers. I think Comcast is the big cable provider around here, so that should be covered.
How many games will FSC carry? Answer - 30 games. Only two of which will be Fire away games. Three are Fire home games, but only one (the Red Bull Game on Sept. 6) is one we are not attending.
How many games will Direct Kick carry? 100+ a few playoff games. Four are Fire away games and one is a Fire home game we will not be attending.
What does DK cost? Don't know. The price for this season, as far as I can tell, has not been announced. But it looks like $79 is the likely price.
Also of note is that five Fire away games will be nationally broadcast on ESPN2 and HDNet. Personally, I love the HDNet games and recommend to anyone they pick up that channel if they can. Marcello Balboa is the color commentator, and he blows the ESPN crew away (except when Tommy Smyth (the Irish guy) is on and threatening to punch Eric Wynalda).
(See Balboa's Amazing MLS Goal of the Year (Century))
So, what's MY conclusion? Direct Kick obviously gives you a ton more games - but who the heck can watch 100 games? Even I'm not that big a fanatic! And it doesn't give very good coverage of Fire away games. (Actually, Telefutura seems to be the best for that) Also, when the MLS isn't on, you get nothing with Direct Kick. FSC on the other hand has soccer stuff 24/7. (I know this because it was in the hotel in Vegas). They've got soccer news, talk shows, updates on premier leagues, world cup qualifying from every country, more talk shows with unruly British soccer hooligans, and not a moment of "Beckham Cam" to be found (unless their taking a moment out to make fun of ESPN). Plus, if you subscribe for only the 7 months of the season, it costs about the same.
So, my recommendation (what I would do with my money) would be to subscribe to FSC.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Fantasy League Open for Business!
Anyway, here are the facts. If you want to participate, go to the MFLS website and create a team. You don't have to worry about which players you pick; you'll have plenty of time to change them around before the start of the season.
Once you have a team, you'll need to enroll in our division. Our division name is "Division One Oh Eight". I've set it up as a private division right now. The password to join the division is - you guessed it - "Fire".
EVERY THING IS FREE!
The MFLS rules say we need to have 20 teams in our division by the 3rd game or they will merge us with another division. So please, pass the word and try to find other soccer minded folks to join our division.
I'm looking forward to this. I figure its going to be a good excuse to watch a lot of games! Plus, I've never played "fantasy" anything!
Finally, like I said, everything is free. However, if enough people are interested, we could kick in $10 a piece (only if your interested) and use it to buy a Blanco jersey for the winner. I'm sure I could get it autographed. Think about it. I'll put a poll on this site and you can chime in!
Now, sign up your team - and convince a friend or two to sign up as well!
GO FIRE!
Saturday, March 1, 2008
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