1) The Big Bang
2) Earth coalesces out of dust and rubble circling a new Sun
3) One random molecule is formed which can replicate copies of itself ad infinitum
4) An endless struggle ensues for survival, involving much clubbing of one life form by another life form.
5) Eventually, one particularly clever group of primates appoints surrogate "clubbers" to contest matters for them using a set of rules called "Soccer".
6) The clever primates greatly enjoy this development, although they are frustrated because they are forced to watch these contests on little glowing boxes which use analog technology. Bad bananas.
7) Finally, when the threat of renewed clubbing was becoming a real possibility, the clever primates took another clever step......
At Last, Enlightenment.
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