Sierra Mist [Fire] Goal of the Week

Let's just go ahead and rename this thing, since we own it. For the third week running, McBride has been nominated for Goal of the Week. And this week he's joined by Gonzolo Segares. So, pick your flavor - McGoal or Gonzo Goal - and vote here.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold...

Yes, I know. I've dug this old saw out before, and I guess I'll keep doing it until we avoid getting knocked out in the playoffs and finally win the MLS Cup. I'm convinced we're going to put the Crew in a world of hurt tomorrow. Watch the game on Fox Soccer Channel. Here's the game guide for your viewing pleasure.

Grab a beer and watch the Fire crush the Crew. Or, as Khan would say, "I've done more than beat you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on...hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me. Scoreless for all eternity in the center of a dead stadium. Buried alive... Buried alive... Buried alive..."

Tim Ward Here To Stay

John made a comment in passing this morning - which I couldn't let pass. It was too brilliant.
Tim Ward has been making a place for himself on the pitch, so we'll make a place for Tim here at Section One Oh! Eight. What follows is a (somewhat hastily assembled) homage / welcome video to Tim.

Unfortunately, Tim is not the most highly photographed player in the MLS. I promise to add more photos when they become available (and in so doing force you all to watch this again). One thing's for sure, however...TIMMY ROCKS!

Thanks (or curses, depending on your taste) to John for the inspiration.

McGoal? Sure, Make Mine a Double.

Having won the Sierra Mist Goal of the Week in Week 4, Brian McBride is back again for a second helping. His cross the goal mouth flying header gets the nod (sorry) this week. Take a little sting out of that tie and vote for McBride to win Goal of the Week two weeks running. Watch the Nominees and Cast your vote here...

Take it To the Next Level!

My Ocasional Blog Series, "Why Don't We Have Soccer Commercial Like This in the U.S." continues with this beaut from Nike. Watch and Enjoy (and get hyped for the game)!

All Hail The Prophets Light on Earth!

It's Official. The winner of the Fantastic Prize for Week 1-3 of the Fantasy Competition is Troy Behning and Shake 'N Bake. Exploding out of the gates with the single best week score of 32, John Britvich and Fire Fans Wanna Win could not hold off Shake 'N Bake, as Troy managed his team to a three week score of 59 to top the competition.

As promised, Troy's Fantastic prize is the Caliphate of Turkmenistan. As Caliph, Troy will be adored as the Prophets representative on earth. As such, he will be too Divine to mingle with the common rif raf, and instead will be locked inside a palace and attended to by eunuchs. And, since Troy will need to convert to Islam, wine and beer will be off limits. And, per Taliban decree, all TV has been banned in the Caliphates Palace. So its just Troy, koolaid, and the eunuchs.

Fantastic!

Now, the Fantastic Prize for Leg 2 (weeks 4 - 6). This one took some thought. I mean, how do you top the Fantastic Prize from Leg 1?!? But I did my best. The winner of Leg 2 will be named the official Tail Gate Captain for the next 3 home games! As Tailgate Captain, you will direct the festivities, choose the food and beverages to be served, serve as chef (if you choose), and will wear the coveted Tailgate Captains Armband to the events so that everyone will recognize your greatness and respond accordingly (showering you with respect, affections, and free food and drink).

Huh? How about it? Fantastic, eh? So get busy managing those teams!

Week 4 scores are already in and, once again, Fire Fans Wanna Win has jumped out to a early lead...Let's get him!!

Vote for the McGoal of the Week...

Apparently, the powers that be have tired of seeing wicked Rolfe stingers voted Sierra Mist Goal of the Week, because the game tying goal ripped in by Rolfe didn't make the cut for week 4. However, the acrobatic Blanco header to McBride spin (what the!) slot home goal did make the cut.

McBride's McGoal needs your vote to land Goal of the Week honors. Vote here, vote early, vote often!

Fire Vs. Quakes - on TV in english....

It appears that the Fire are becoming more popular in Chicago! Comcast SportsNet Chicago will air this weekend's match against San Jose! See the link for more details. I'm not sure how far the CSN Chicago broadcast reaches, but this will beat having to translate on TeleFutura! I will be scanning from Indiana and with the Mc's in Missouri, who knows! Happy hunting for CSN in your neighborhood.

http://chicago.fire.mlsnet.com/news/team_news.jsp?ymd=20090407&content_id=237016&vkey=pr_chf&fext=.jsp&team=t100

Opening Dayyyyyy with a Winnnnnnnn! (sorry frozen fingers)

“It was a cold and wet December day…” wait it’s April, what the heck! Yes, true to form opening day was once again a cold and wet one, but Kris, Cindy, Mary and I toughed it out, or were just too frozen solid to move out of the elements once we got comfortable. Oh and we were comfortable and dry right up to the end of the national anthem, then the freezing rain began; lovely. With our rain proof gear donned, where all you could see was the horizontal slits for our eyes to peak out of and freeze in the open positions were ready for a nice and steady game. Oh the eye icicles, how I love the eye icicles!

So we didn’t see Blanco, not even during warm ups. If he was smart he worked in a “I don’t play in the snow” clause into his contract. Probably a good day to sit out with the way we were getting fouled (16 on NY) and with the elements opening the possibilities of a misstep or unexpected slide. No complaints here about him sitting this one out. We had our defense back again, with Ward in for Prideaux. The midfield looked solid with lots of speed and strength, and Nyarko and McBride started up front.

Steady game, right! Suddenly Thorington was issued a red card for almost a perfect slide tackle from behind after being the only player to hustle after a Red Bull on the loose. Speaking of Red Bull, why the heck does Toyota Park sell Red Bull when they are the enemy! I suggest a Red Bull protest! What kind of idiot in the marketing department stocks up on Red Bull for the day of a game against the sponsored team? Oh, and they ran out of coffee and hot chocolate, but there was plenty of Red Bull on ice! But I digress.

So I don’t think Thorington’s tackle was card worthy let alone a red card and you could tell that the Fire were just dumbfounded by the call. It might have been the first whistle of the game; I don’t recall (ice cubes in the ears). But needless to say I was a bit worried about playing 70+ minutes a man down against NY, since they should have been starving for a win, but I’m happy to say we kept the pressure on, all game. The defense was really good, the pressure was great and just a few lapses gave NY 4 shots on goal. Honestly, I think the elements were more of a challenge for the Fire than the Red Bulls. But Papa came through on a NY rebound and riffled a left foot shot in off the post and across the entire face of the goal before ending up in the side netting. GOAL!!!!!!!!! Suddenly the elements weren’t so bad, at least for about 90 seconds, and then we noticed our feet were frozen solid and we couldn’t stand!

Anyways, there were several good strikes and great defense by the Fire; it was a great game to watch! Rolfe and Prideaux made it in and then Washington came in real late to play up front, not sure what for, but anyways. All in all it was a great game to watch, live and we won! GO FIRE!
Seats, I forgot to mention the seats. They’re great! (insert Tony the Tiger voce) They are actually just to the right of center. Between our left most seat and the next seat in the row is the centerline, they are nice and tight to the field and no interferences. Although the staff, mascot and cheerleaders (whatever they were) still can’t through freebees high enough to get to us! We do have several seats on either side of us, so stay put unless you want to fight the knee step-over game. We didn’t get to commiserate too much due to the weather, but we had a wide variety of people around us; old, young, families, middle age groups, etc. It’s gonna be a great year, I can’t wait till the next game!

Ok, too long of a review, gotta go… GO FIRE!

Number One Fire Fan - Redux

If you liked the Jim Belushi spoof, here's a link to the extended version...