Monday, February 1, 2010

Help Wanted

The USA World Cup Roster continues to thin.

Currently on the "Injured Reserve" list:  Cherundolo (thigh strain), DaMarcus Beasley (thigh), Charlie Davies (knee, elbow), Clint Dempsey (knee), Maurice Edu (ankle), Jermaine Jones (leg) and Oguchi Onyewu (knee).

Add to that Donovan (dead pan), Bornstein (Jewish and conflicted), Kljestan (hair crisis), Conway (Old), Adu (clinical shortness), Howard (twitchy), Cunningham (Really Old), Beckham (English), and pretty soon we're looking for subs in Sam's Army.....Not Pretty.  (literally...they are not pretty.)

I'm praying for a little faith healing.  Failing that, I'm part German....

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